A first

I setup an email account to allow correspondence from my blog and I have received my first Fan mail. It is small and straight to the point.

"DUDE!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!! I READ IT EVERYDAY!!"

Thank you for the support.

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Tard Call

Well I just recieved a call not from a fucktard but simply tard. She was probably about 25-30 years old from her voice. Very nice and very good on following instructions which is amazing because that is something that my Non mentally retarded callers cant seem to do most of the time. I amazed her with what she dubbed "Harry Potter Magic" but turning her digital cable box off remotely. Also whenever I solved her problem she was very grateful and I could hear her clapping through the phone. Maybe I should take more calls from the tards as they seem much better than the fucktards.

Update

Well Father Jack is now part of the family. He decided to hang around long enough to get a home. So all you sinners that come over beware Father Jack will get you!

Die Dummerspieljunge

Tonight I was ease dropping by force to one of the many nerds discussing the world of warcraft mentality while attempting to convince a girl who bought the game tonight to join their "War Party." We shall refer to him as Dummerspieljunge, or dum for short cause I'm lazy. Dum explains that the reason the young lady should join is because he puts it

Dum: "Lets face gamers that aren't me, are like prisoners. They need a wardon to tell them what to do and when to do it. If your not with me you will simply die and not enjoy the game."

All hail the mighty Dummerspieljunge....eerrr FUCK THAT. Now I almost have the urge to play that stupid game just to kick his and his stupid war party's fucking ass. Screw you and your almighty fucking attitude. You may think you hot shit in gaming however there are bigger nerds im sure. Just like there is always someone bigger to kick my arse there is always a bigger gaming nerd to kick yours. So SHUT THE FUCK UP and leave people alone and FUCK YOU.

pumpkin pie

Props go out to D2's wife for the homemade pumpkin pie.

Newbies

I dont mind new people most of the time, although if there was some new hot red heads or hotties in general I would mind even less. In general new people means more people on the phones which makes customers wait less and more importantly less people I have to talk to. However one things that pisses me off is when they will ask me a question then turn around and ask someone else the same question right there in front of me. If you didnt want my answer just say so fucktard or even better dont bother asking me.