New Die Dummerspieljunge

Die Dummerspieljunge decides to sit next to me today instead of my usual annoying person. You know I honestly thought it was bad having to listen to them yell back and forth and discuss the stupid game however, I was wrong. That is completely nice compared to having him sit next to me. First off he smells horrible like BO (body odor) not sure if he just chooses not to use deodorant since he is all about the medieval or if maybe he just isn’t too up to date on advances made in hygiene since then. Either way he stank horribly. So now he is stinking and conversing about the stupid game non-stop. He is going on and on about how he wants to be so powerful in this game that no one will even engage him in combat, and how cool his name will look on banners. All I can think is if they could smell you they would run away, not from fear but simply so they could breath.

WHOAH MAN!!!!

Ok I havent even finished reading the C'mon Baby Won't you show what you got yeah post and I declared Lord Syd to 100% correct. Come'on m8 you already lost 1 dog to a less than human standard. Granted I havent met the girl but your a *breaks out the david bowie vinyl* DEAD MAN WALKING!!!!!!!...Ok i will finish reading the post now