Well said

Having very strong urges to go hermit and shun the world.

High probablity it is related to the Jesus/Santa overload that washes over me when I leave my house. I encourage people to celebrate as they like but keep your mythology out my face and I might be more willing to keep my foot out of your ass.

~ The Lizardman

Word of advice

When you call in to somewhere and you’re asking for assistance. Don't be an asshole and don't lie. First off it’s not that person's fault that you’re a Fucktard. Second, just because you act like a 5 year child with the mouth of a sailor doesn’t make you a bigger man in fact its pretty much just the opposite. If you have legitimate complaint that’s fine make it with the appropriate place and/or people. Alas though since as it was put to me so politely that I'm a "Cocksucking Mother Fucker" I guess that is why I have your forty dollars and you still have no connection Fucktard. But hey Mr. Dialtone is your buddy.

Holidays

Well I have noticed a trend of a new concept that the Fucktards don’t seem to understand, the holidays make things take longer. I don’t really know any businesses that this doesn’t apply to, but this seems to be a concept that they have never heard of in their lives. Between the usual skeleton crews and then of course everyone purchasing new service(s), our run times tend to get pushed pretty far out there. I wouldn’t think it would take a genius to figure this out, however I guess when you deal with people who have an IQ point equivalent to the number of teeth they currently still have left, it makes things a bit more challenging.

Dirty mind

Cust: "My box is cuting up"

Ouch I bet your husband hates that.