DROOL

God Naomi is hot. The tards are leaving me alone a bit *knocks on wood* so I had some time to search around check out these pic I found on Gigwise

Horrorpops

God I wanna be Santa here


Also on a sidenote its been awhile since I was able to check up on one my favorite bands and I would like to wish my best to Karsten. I hope everything works out good for you man. Also I would like to welcome Geoff! Been a fan a tiger army for a bit now looking forward to seeing ya rock out with the pops!

An outing???

Cust: "I appear to be having an outing."

Me: "I’m sorry to hear your having an outage"

Cust: "I'm not having an outage, I'm having an outing."

Wow a Fucktard left the house. LOOK OUT WORLD!

More from the 32 seconds lady

Cust: "Don't ask me if I'm using windows. I don't know anything about computers."

Yet your family elects you to call in and talk to me. How sad. Maybe they do it to make fun of you. Maybe it is to torture me.

Hold Time

Cust: "I had to wait on hold soooo long"

In case you didn't know I can see exactly how long you had to wait. I checked on this lady's hold time knowing there shouldn’t have been very long of a hold because currently there is no calls waiting. She waited on hold 32 seconds. Now I realize your husband has convinced you that 60 seconds is a very long time but I hate to break it to you ma'am. It isn’t, and neither is 32 seconds now bugger off Fucktard.

Fridays

I have notice that Fridays are heavy Fucktard days. Is it because they both begin with the letter F? You think they would put that on Sesame Street. F is for Fucktard!

Calling back

Don't call back a company if they already have someone scheduled to come out and fix your problem. You have already obviously spoken to a rep over the phone if you have someone scheduled to come out. All your going to do is be told you have to wait for them to come out and make other people who possibly have issues that could be resolved over the telephone wait longer than they should have to Fucktards.

Ms. Yelle

I rarely ever list names on here and there is a reason for that. The people that need to know and the rest don't. People always think I'm talking about them when I'm not anyways. Anyways due to the nature of this particular incident I feel compelled I must list this person's surname however that will be all.

Ms. Yelle (pronounced as yell) calls in about not getting her email. I immediately figure her problem is her MacAfee spam software as I have seen it many many times. I advise her of this and ask her to disable the MacAfee for the meantime so I can fix the settings to allow her to at least get email for now. She responded that it isn’t her MacAfee causing the problem and that she has had to repeatly call in and "yell at us to fix the problem with her email." I listed that in quotes because it was her quote by the way. First off never call in and "yell" at me to fix anything because you know what, you won't get shit fixed and if your lucky you will simply get to meet my friend Mr. Dialtone and if your not so lucky well I can't tell all my secrets here LOL. Secondly, your name is Yelle and I would think you would be tired of all jokes that would come from that and also your vocabulary would have more adjectives for "yell" than I could shake a stick at. I guess I was wrong though. I go ahead and fix Ms. Yelle's email issue and get the email working again however she still wants to bitch about old email issues and asks me

"Am I going to have to yell at you too?"

"No Ms. Yelle my job description is to fix you email problem of which I have successfully done and does not require any yelling on your part. You may yell all you want however my job is now done so I wish you a great new year and thank you for calling."

Santa and my challenge

While I was unable to sleep this morning due to my ballbag British whiney bitches upstairs neighbors I had some time to contemplate some things. You know, I think Santa might have been real. I mean like almost every culture has some form or another of him. However you know I think for like the last few thousand years he has been almost out of work because no one is good boys and girls through the whole year anymore so come Christmas Eve he has no one to deliver toys to. Parents however not wanting to see their evil kids broken hearted on Christmas morning have since been picking up and purchasing presents for the kids and simply labeling them as Santa. Now this could be a good thing if the kids learned a lesson however obviously they haven’t so I say it is high time for some tough love. So my challenge to everyone that reads this and pass it on to others if you feel so inclined. Let’s find out if the myth is true or not. Let's be mythbusters! Be good boys and girls this year. ALL year long. Let’s see if the real Santa shows his face or not. I think maybe he will. Maybe he will surprise all of you and show up with tons of presents, and if not oh well you were kind to your fellow man for 365 days. You haven’t really lost anything in fact you still will have gained. Think about it.

Ironic

Here is a cut and paste from an email I just received

"Dumb & Dumberer will not play out of the following Hubs. Engineers are aware & have opened a ticket with Concurrent but there is no ETR at this time."

Ironic don't you think?

New Year's Eve

Well it is the last day of the year and you know what I don't frankly give a shit. I don't need an excuse to drink. I'm glad to see this year end although its not really anything all that great. 2004 sucked hopefully 2005 will hopefully be better but if not you know what it doesnt really matter what the year is I only have myself to blame. So if your 2004 sucked as well stop blaming the fucking year and start blaming yourself if you have to blame something.