Kill

Customer calls in to see why his services aren't working. I pull up his account and see he has been turned off for payment.

Me: "I apologize (I know I'm not really sorry but at least it is us making his stuff not work after all) for the cable TV not working however I show our billing department has turned off the service due to nonpayment.

Cust: "I don't care if I paid or not turn my TV back on."

Me: "I apologize however I am not able to assist you with that request... (Dumbass interrupts me)"

Cust: "So you’re not going to turn my TV back on?"

Me: "No, sir I am not but ... (dumbass interrupts again).

Cust: "What is your name?"

Me: "My name is Johnny."

Cust: "I'm going to come down there and kill every one of you fuckers starting with you, now where are you?"

Hmmm your going to kill people to get your TV turned back on? Oh and you don't even know where the hell I am. Well guess what Fucktard I know where you are.