Password

Cust: "I called in earlier and they told me my password is password, so what is my password?"

B double E double R UN

Beer Run!!! Well The Tamitha has given me good news tomorrow I should be heading to see the Subs playing. WOOHOO good beer LONE STAR beer even ;) hopefully i can bring some back. Also I will be placing a new order for ingrediants in the next few days so I can brew more Rotten Brew in time for St Patty's ;) Nothing like some 10-12 point. I hate working here but at least my mood is better now.

Simple can be good

Me: "Is your modem connected with a splitter or is it a direct connection from the wall?"

Cust: "Well it connects t o the phone box and then it comes out and goes to a splitter behind the TV and (etc, I’m lazy and I'm not typing the rest of this fucktard’s answer).

A Simple yes it has a splitter would have fucking worked Fucktard.