Sleeping

Why do people pretend to fall asleep while I'm having to wait on them or their equipment. Do they think it is cute or funny? Currently as I'm writing this I'm listening to a man pretending to snore in my ear. What a Fucktard.

Kitten

*puts on soundtrack for saturday night fever*

R.I.P.

He was a damn good bastard. Everytime a man is blue balled they should remember his name....Bastard. Fuzzy Bastard.