Swallow

Co worker: “I can swallow $20 up."

Is that code for I will suck your dick and swallow for 20 bucks?

In a mood

Since it seems to offend so many

BASTARD!

LOL. Not too offensive when I refer to myself as one you sad sad git.

Hurky Jerky

Cust: "My picture is all hurky jerky"

Me: "So your picture is tiling and/or freezing?"

Cust: "Nope it is hurky jerky"

Me: "Is it making little squares on your screen and stopping the picture?"

Cust: "Nope it is hurky jerky"

Me: "Could you please define hurkey jerky for me"

Cust: "I don't know just hurky jerky, you know what I mean?"

No you Fucktard I just told you I did not understand and asked you to define it for me.

Banner

Adding a new banner for gooby to the blog. Totally forgot they had these. Gooby can smack me when he sees me again.