Lying Fucktards

You recently submitted your resume for the Field Service Representative
position posted on the *Piece of Shit Company*. This message is to inform you that
you have not been selected to move forward in the recruiting process.

As an employee of *Piece of Shit Company*, your interest in professional advancement
is important. Your role in this process is to communicate openly with your
manager and work with him/her to identify specific training topics and career-
building opportunities that will allow you to further increase your level of
expertise.

We encourage you to continue to visit the *Piece of Shit Company* Career Network and submit your
resume for future job openings for which you are eligible and that are a match
with your professional skills, abilities and career objectives.

Should you have any questions, please contact your local Human Resources
Recruiter.

Best Regards,

Human Resources